- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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