Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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