What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

heat!

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

I went to work today....

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

roak

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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