- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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