- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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