what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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