How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

why dont they make black forks

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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