Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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Massie is a fatass

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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No your aunties a joke

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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