- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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