- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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