- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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