- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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