- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Fat? Jesse Z

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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