- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What is life? Paul.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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