- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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