- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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