A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

cancer

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Anti Joke

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