- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What do you call an amazing person Good

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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