- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Black people having a Job.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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