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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Neil is a reterd.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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