- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Weaner

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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