- Anti Joke

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

cancer

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah