- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Stealth baseballs record

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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