- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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