- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Do the roar!

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Neil is a reterd.

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