- Anti Joke

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.