Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

poopy is poopy

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

men's rights activists

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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