What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

I have an idea! You leave.

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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