whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

speak now or forever hold your pee

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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