- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What fires shots? A gun

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

alex is cool

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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