Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

I have an idea! You leave.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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