- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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