- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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