One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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Chuck Norris.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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