What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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woman's rights

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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