An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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i have two hands.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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nolan is gay

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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