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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

A muslim paints Mohammed

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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