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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

H o m o comes out as homo

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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