- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

There's my tractor.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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