What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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