- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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