A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What's half of 8? o

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im gay

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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learn. advance!

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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