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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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