- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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