- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

all these jokes are horrible now

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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