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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Knock, Knock Come in

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

star wars kid

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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