- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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