- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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