- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

whats brown and sticky a stick

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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