whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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