how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

A black man walks out of a police station

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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