A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

No!

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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