There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Seriosly. too much sex again?

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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