Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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