Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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alert('The Game')

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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