- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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