- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

pull my finger (farts)

i like it in the mouth

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Justin beiber's penis

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

you will like this because i am black.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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