Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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