Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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