- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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