- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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