- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

A drunk guy walks into a car

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

women's rights

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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