- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Abortion.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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