Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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your so fat. your fat!

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Duke Nukem censored line: What are you waiting for? the celebration of the day you crucified Jesus and ate his flesh and blamed it upon the anti christ because of... Victory? Because you know Jesus gave his life in order to prove that he was immortal and died for your sins because his life is eternal... Satan your Moral Man: Nah, lets just go with "what are you waiting for, christmas?" Now go celebrate you murdering your savior which said "ill be back" on the cross and returned three days later at his second coming? Seriously? I thought only Jesus: The guy that was totally an ARAB (deny it and be consumed in the flames of hell, not my problem), and Jesus: strikes back came out, where can I get Jesus: The third coming? Factoid: Yeah Jesus was totally a blonde haired white man which went clothed in the finest ARYAN silks, in addition he only drove in his MUSTANG 9001 and smoked Lucky Strike... Which did nothing for his luck...

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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