- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

all these jokes are horrible now

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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