Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Cameron is a r e t a r d

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

knock knock!? . . No.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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