- Anti Joke

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.