- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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