- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

race-car = rac-ecar

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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