- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

taking out the trash... at night

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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