- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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