- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why? Why not?

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Granny porn!

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