JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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