Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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