- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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