how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

* anti-punchline

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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