- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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