Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Knock Knock Who's there

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why? Why not?

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Jimmy Saville

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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