Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

One, two, three, four and five

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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