- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

You're a frog

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

Your mom.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the black women name her child jamaal

hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

what is big and white? Your Mom

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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