- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

an ethopian thanksgiving

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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