Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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why are balck people black because they are

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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Anti Joke

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