mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

womens rights.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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