Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Beka has AIDS

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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