I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

I'm so punny.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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