- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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