How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

pobody's nerfect

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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