- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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