If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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