- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What's brown an sticky Shit

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Death by kayak

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

what tall and looks like a jew?

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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