- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

A storm be brewin!

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Cliterus

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Yock

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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