- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

I am quite mature.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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