A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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Black people being friendly.

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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