- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Refrigerator

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

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