- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

SHUT UP JP

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

The american education system.

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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