So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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