Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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You were born.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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