Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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