- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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