What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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Yo Mama just died.

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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