Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Indians

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

penis in the camel

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

can you touch your toes? no

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