Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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