- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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