Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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good looking women

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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