What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

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How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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