How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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a. why? b. because

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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