- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

There's my tractor.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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