Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Knock knock. Its open.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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