Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

If you have a stroke, call 000

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

someone called someone else a frog

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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