Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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read me write me

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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