What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

What fires shots? A gun

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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