- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

What is white and black and red all over.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What rhymes with milk...milf

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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