How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

belly button

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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