- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

say it ten times fast: oh

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

swag

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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