Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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