Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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What does? 42

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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