- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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