Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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