Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

What's white and black? Color blind.

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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