Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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Pickles

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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Justin Beiber

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Your Mom The End.

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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