This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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Connor is homo

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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