- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Tony Romo

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What do u call a cripple Biv

What stops a train? A missile

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

i like turtles

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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