Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Communism hehe xd

an ethopian thanksgiving

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

your face

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Why are white people white? I don't know

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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