Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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I? Everett

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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Phew... it's gone.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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Anti Joke

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