I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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knock knock go away

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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