- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

an ethopian thanksgiving

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

knock knock who's there ?

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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