What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

A muslim walks into a gun shop

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Alchohol.

George W. Bush

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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