- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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