- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

A baby seal walks into a club.

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

Dead girls can't say no.

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