How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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