- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

A woman walks into a bar.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

A jew enters a mall.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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