- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.