whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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Jewwy Jewstein

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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A blonde boards a plane and sits in first class. Another passenger sees the blonde in his seat and tells her she's in the wrong seat. "I'm not moving!" says the blonde. The passenger calls over the flight attendant. "Ma'am, you're supposed to be seated in economy class," says the flight attendant. "Please come with me." "No! I'm not moving!" The flight attendant informs the pilot. The pilot comes out, whispers in the blonde's ear, and then the two have wild sex, right in the open. Oh my God, you should have been there. She had the most incredible rack ever!!!

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a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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