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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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