- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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