- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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