- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

u know whats a crime? rape

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

L's I's that took Viagra.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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