- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

WOw you have no life

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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