- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

womens rights.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What's your blood type? Red.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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