- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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