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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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