- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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