- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

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