- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

This is a random Anti joke.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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