- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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