- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Women's Rights Movement

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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