- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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What did the old man say? Im old

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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