- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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