- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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