Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

You know what's funny? Rape

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

God is real.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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