My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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