- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

My spelling is horrible

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

No it doesnt..

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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