Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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