- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

whats black white and red all over an abused child

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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