- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

So these two girls have a cup .

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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