What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

I'm homeless.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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