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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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