- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

this last joke was a correction to the other one

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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