- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Nero, sure you are okay?

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

whats up and also down? your mum

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