Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

thumb_up thumb_down +3

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's stupid a light bulb.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops