- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Men

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What's long and black The unemployment line

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

White men's rights

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

The Oakland Raiders

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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