- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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