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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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quantum physics?

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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