- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

What is better than life? Nothing.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

well use a tissue!

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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