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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

How old are you? 7

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

My peni s

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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