- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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