- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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Pickles are powerful

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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