- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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