Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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Make me famous

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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