- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What's the new green? Green

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

This is not a joke.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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