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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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