whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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