- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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