- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Granny porn!

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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