- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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