What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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willam dafoe

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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wommmoaooammaaa

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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