What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

civil rights

A American seeking into mexico

Get on the boat.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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