- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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