Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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NEVER

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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Who wants water? I do.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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These Jokes suck.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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that wall over there ->

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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