- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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