Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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The cream, it is coming

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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1+2 = 6

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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