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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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