How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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