What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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