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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What is life? Paul.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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