- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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