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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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