- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

You idiot thats 9 letters

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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