Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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